Just the rants now

Just got back in from the premiere of Matrix Revolutions. Being part of the premiere? Cool.

The movie. Ah, the movie. I was prepared for it to be lame. Yet the extent of its lameness was what truly shocked me.

It's just. A shitty. Movie. It isn't exciting. It isn't even unintentionally humorous in the manner of Reloaded. It'd just mindlessly, endlessly, tediously dull. Plodding, meandering, mindless drivel. The people you expected to die die when you expect them too, the battle scenes drag on looooooooooooong past the point of exciting on into mind-numbingly boring. The special effects - not that special. I think I might have drooled myself.

Download this puppy from the Internet.

That will be all. (More coherent ranting to follow tomorrow.)

I enjoyed this entirely too much.

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Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

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Circle IV Rolling Weights

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River Styx

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Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

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