I enjoyed this entirely too much.

[akujunkan]

Militant Vegans
Circle I Limbo

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

PETA Members
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Creationists
Circle IV Rolling Weights

General asshats
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

George Bush, Republicans
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Rednecks
Circle VII Burning Sands

NAMBLA Members
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

The Pope
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

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