Dope Agriculture Recognition Education

[akujunkan]

D.A.R.E. to Teach Kids to Identify Pot.

On the drive back from the Bigger City this afternoon:

Mon Pere: (Glances out window at endless corn fields) Woah! Is all that marijuana we're driving by?
Ma Famille: (Looks)
Mon Pere: It sure is.
AJK: There sure is a lot of it.
(Car hurtles down the road at 1.5x the speed limit; the ditchside fields of dope stretch on for a good mile)
Mon Pere: Our county has the highest rate of drug busts in the state because farmers call the cops whenever they see a car parked by the side of a rural road.
AJK: That's all it takes?
Mon Pere: They're usually picking pot--what else would anyone be doing out here by the side of the road?
AJK: Can't farmers get arrested for having that growing in their fields?
Mon Pere: I dunno. Probably.
AJK: Well then why stick it somewhere so obvious?
Mon Pere: They don't stick it anywhere.
AJK: (in exasperation) Then how does it get there?
Mon Pere: By itself.
AJK: ...
Mon Pere: It's self-seeding. You know--weed. Duh.
Mes Parents: (laugh at daughter's narcotics naivete)
AJK: Um, correct me if I'm wrong, but shouldn't you be happy that your daughter knows nothing about marijuana horticulture?
Mes Parents: Fail saving throw v. logic.
Mes Parents: Death.


It's true. I had the lamest, most drug-free adolescent and college career possible this side of Mormonism.

That will be all.

Comments

[firesign10.livejournal.com]

ROTFL!!