Dope Agriculture Recognition Education

[akujunkan]

D.A.R.E. to Teach Kids to Identify Pot.

On the drive back from the Bigger City this afternoon:

Mon Pere: (Glances out window at endless corn fields) Woah! Is all that marijuana we're driving by?
Ma Famille: (Looks)
Mon Pere: It sure is.
AJK: There sure is a lot of it.
(Car hurtles down the road at 1.5x the speed limit; the ditchside fields of dope stretch on for a good mile)
Mon Pere: Our county has the highest rate of drug busts in the state because farmers call the cops whenever they see a car parked by the side of a rural road.
AJK: That's all it takes?
Mon Pere: They're usually picking pot--what else would anyone be doing out here by the side of the road?
AJK: Can't farmers get arrested for having that growing in their fields?
Mon Pere: I dunno. Probably.
AJK: Well then why stick it somewhere so obvious?
Mon Pere: They don't stick it anywhere.
AJK: (in exasperation) Then how does it get there?
Mon Pere: By itself.
AJK: ...
Mon Pere: It's self-seeding. You know--weed. Duh.
Mes Parents: (laugh at daughter's narcotics naivete)
AJK: Um, correct me if I'm wrong, but shouldn't you be happy that your daughter knows nothing about marijuana horticulture?
Mes Parents: Fail saving throw v. logic.
Mes Parents: Death.


It's true. I had the lamest, most drug-free adolescent and college career possible this side of Mormonism.

That will be all.

Comments

[firesign10.livejournal.com]

ROTFL!!

[theosakakoneko.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA I certainly wouldn't have known myself - and my school was far from drug-free...I just wasn't. You tell good stories - tell more! :D

[dark-waterlily.livejournal.com]

"No te metas en el mundo de la drogas, somos muchos y hay tan poca!!"
"Don't let yourself be introduced in the world of drugs, we are so many and there is so few!"
I don't know if I translated that into english correctly but... that's what I thought when I read your father's comments...
/end of random comment

[akujunkan.livejournal.com]

You did translate it correctly--or at least it makes perfect sense to me!

And once again, your icon is *fabulous.* Is it one you made yourself?

[dark-waterlily.livejournal.com]

your icon is *fabulous.* Is it one you made yourself?
Thanks but sadly the image comes from a DN doujinshi, the rest was my crazy imagination... I am searching for its counterpart, L being possessive is a must on my WTH list.
Now enjoy some LightxL can(n)on!

[metal-dog5.livejournal.com]

What? You never tried growing dope from birdseed mix for canaries? Me either. *g*

Even though I have had people in my life who've been right into that scene, I've never touched the stuff, except for the time my best mates gave me a plant they found growing in the garden (one of many I must add) they'd just started renting. Guess how long that plant lived under my care. Naa, not that long ;)

And by the way, were you aware of this? I found it this morning looking for something else. I'm putting on my list of things to get.

[metal-dog5.livejournal.com]

Dear lord! I'm so sorry about that post reads like I ran a mower over it :(:(:(

[akujunkan.livejournal.com]

Heh, heh. I don't have anything for or against drugs, really. It's just that it would be quite stupid to do them when being caught with weed means never being allowed into Japan or Korea (=years of costly education down the crapper).

Do mine eyes deceive me? Is there yet another TV show for me to obsess over?

(And don't worry--your post looks fine on my end.)

[mikeneko.livejournal.com]

It grows wild because industrial-grade hemp used to be planted as a cash crop throughout the Midwest. Hemp was used to make Very Useful Stuff, once upon a time, because it is, in fact, a Very Useful Plant.

At least once every summer the state police do a big, highly publicized wild marijuana burn.

[akujunkan.livejournal.com]

Hemp was used to make Very Useful Stuff, once upon a time, because it is, in fact, a Very Useful Plant.

But what you have to understand is that Usefulness needs to be subordinated to the public good. Unless that Usefulness can do Useful Things for people in chronic pain, like cancer patients or similar. Luckily, we aren't confronted with such dilemmas. ::eye roll::

At least once every summer the state police do a big, highly publicized wild marijuana burn.

That nobody ever goes and stands downwind of, right?

[swtalmnd]

You've been given a teenyfic by metal_dog5!

@};-'-,-

The Foibles of Youth

"I suppose you think you're being subtle," said Snape, watching as Harry bent at the waist to pick up his dropped wand. His robe was nowhere in evidence, and his trousers stretched over his arse enticingly.

Harry turned, then shrugged. "It was worth a shot," he said, readying his wand once more.

Snape rolled his eyes. "You've only been of age for twelve hours, Potter. Don't you think you ought to try your luck with someone more... suitable?" He readied his own wand, after a check to make sure the room wards were still intact.

"Despite my better judgement, you're the one I want," said Harry.

He was totally unprepared when Snape responded with his wand rather than words, the spell sweeping over Harry and leaving him suddenly, shiveringly nude.

"That," said Harry stalking over to Snape purposefully, "is a brilliant spell."

Snape snorted, but showed no lack of enthusiasm for either kissing Harry or getting his own clothing out of the way. More magic shivered through Harry and he realised Snape was preparing him, no need to interrupt the kiss for words, just a swish and flick of the wand. Harry gained a new appreciation for the art of wordless casting, especially when Snape pushed him to the floor and he found himself cushioned by a conjured featherbed.

"I knew you wanted my arse," said Harry, laying back and spreading his legs, eyes flicking from Snape's intent expression to his delicious-looking cock. Well, next time Harry would see how much of it could fit in his mouth; this time, they both had other priorities.

Snape declined to reply, instead pulling Harry's legs over his shoulders and slicking himself with a gesture and another tingle of magic. "Ready?" asked Snape, pausing just at the edge of penetration, giving Harry one last chance to change his mind.

Harry took a deep breath and rocked upwards, pushing back until the head of Snape's cock slid inside and they both gasped. "I've been ready for ages."

[suriru.livejournal.com]

*thud*

LOL