Just call it "The Joy of Lex"

So, here, as promised, is the answer to the riddle of what my friend accidentally managed to say on that fateful day last week when she attempted to talk to her baseball team.

If you will remember, she thought she'd said:

週末に、何をしましたか？
しゅうまつに、なにをしましたか？
shuumatsu ni, nani o shimasitaka?

But what she really said was:

週末に、おナニ　しましたか？
しゅうまつに、おなに　しましたか？
shuumatsu ni, onani shimasitaka?

..with one single little misplaced 'o' changing the entire meaning of the sentence from "So, what did you do this weekend?" to "So, did you masturbate this weekend?"

To which I again say: BwahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Because, yeah, so beautiful.

That will be all.