Train Wreck Syndrome

So I (ahem) happened to stumble upon 'Ryu's' diary while fixing the link to his fansite in the post below. (Thanks for the heads up on that, btw). Here is a translated excerpt, for your reading pleasure.

[[At the opening ceremonies for the 2005 Korea-Japan Friendship festivities]]

Right before I was set to start singing, I got a little worried about the way my necktie looked and tried to fix it, but my stylist wasn't with me at the time...I don't know how to tie neckties, so I had my head security guard do it for me. I was so frazzled! I'd better learn. Tell you more laterz!!

O.o I'm sure there are words, but I don't have them. Sultry gazing at breakfast cereal indeed.

That will be all.