I have been having THE BEST TIME EVER!!

[akujunkan]

...for the past twenty minutes using my new $10 can opener. Because when one throws down $10 for a can opener, one had best be prepared to have a DAMN GOOD TIME while using it.

Actually, scratch that. I've been using it for the past twenty minutes because it's a total piece of shit with a weaker grip than my dead Granny. If this is my last lj post, it's because I've starved to death while trying to open my dinner since there's only one can of soup left in the house and I don't have enough money to buy other food, thanks to my new $10 can opener. You rock, inflated Japanese pricing system!

The preceeding histrionics have been brought to you by akujunkan. You may now resume your lives.

That will be all.

Comments

[redtweed.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! If it makes you feel any better, I have the orange-bowling bag colored affair from the 1970s. I burn more calories trying to open a can of beans than I consume once the task is done.

Oh, Gilly! My swimming teacher is one Mr. Kenta Goto. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! He's so fine and funny and drives his VW bus about the country. I love him so I know you'd have to!

[bloody-american.livejournal.com]

$10 for a can opener? Damn.