Fic Rec

[akujunkan]

Some might quibble with me, but I maintain that the link I'm about to post is fanfiction, even if it was published in the Village Voice - the references are just too in-depth for it to be simple parody. It's called Hillary Potter and the Senate Chamber of Secrets and you should all go read it.

Here's a teaser:

"But the Death Eaters aren't waiting, Hillary. And they've put a Gibberish Charm on all the other candidates. What if you're the only one who can stop—" as he glanced furtively around, George Weaslopoulos's voice dropped to a whisper—"He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Re-Elected?" Exasperated, Hillary rolled her eyes. "Stop being childish, George. I've never understood why people are so frightened of saying Voldevote's name." Instantly, her old headband indentation scorched her forehead. As if replying to her words, a sinister slithering had just grown audible through the wall. They all knew it could only be the elusive giant serpent who lived in the Hogwarts drainage pipes—which no one had ever seen, much less been able to catch. Its voice sounded like an iceberg in a sewer. "Ssss$$$Hillary Potter$$$sss," the serpent hissed, disclosing its location. "Sss$$$ Fear us$$$sss." "Sss$$And you me$$sss," Hillary hissed back. The wall quivered as the serpent lumbered on. "Gosh, Hillary," George Weaslopoulos said, still looking terrified but sounding impressed. "You're a Cheneymouth! I never knew you spoke Money."

And there you have it.

Comments

[shoebucket.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO

[akujunkan.livejournal.com]

Wasn't that just fucking funny?

My favorite would still have to be Cheneymouth.