It's only a matter of time...
Dec. 5th, 2005 12:16 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
akujunkanThere exists in Japan a phenomenon known as the 'kancho.' There are two steps to the kancho:
1) Assume the Charlie's Angels airgun posture.
2) Choose an unwitting victim and jam the barrel of your airgun as far up the victim's anus as clothing and the victim's state of shocked paralysis permit.
As a freqent visitor to nursery schools, day care centers and kindergartens, I frequently fall victim to the kancho. As in, it is absolutely unavoidable when being mobbed by 30+ children all deadly intent upon warming their darling little index fingers in your rectum. Were I to receive 100 yen for every kancho I've undergone I would make more money than I do on my current salary.
So, that is the kancho.
As it so happens, the Japanese word for 'section chief' is kacho.
My section chief is a scary motherfucker.
It is only a matter of time before I confuse the two. Vigilant though I may be, the incorrect word has almost rolled off of my tongue on more than one occassion. In the inevitable event that I do utter the wrong word, my life is most assuredly forfeit. Pray for me, please.
That will be all.
1) Assume the Charlie's Angels airgun posture.
2) Choose an unwitting victim and jam the barrel of your airgun as far up the victim's anus as clothing and the victim's state of shocked paralysis permit.
As a freqent visitor to nursery schools, day care centers and kindergartens, I frequently fall victim to the kancho. As in, it is absolutely unavoidable when being mobbed by 30+ children all deadly intent upon warming their darling little index fingers in your rectum. Were I to receive 100 yen for every kancho I've undergone I would make more money than I do on my current salary.
So, that is the kancho.
As it so happens, the Japanese word for 'section chief' is kacho.
My section chief is a scary motherfucker.
It is only a matter of time before I confuse the two. Vigilant though I may be, the incorrect word has almost rolled off of my tongue on more than one occassion. In the inevitable event that I do utter the wrong word, my life is most assuredly forfeit. Pray for me, please.
That will be all.
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no subject
on 2005-12-05 03:35 am (UTC)fun pun! XD
and good luck with kacho ne... ^^;;
try kancho-ing him for a change :3no subject
on 2005-12-05 12:45 pm (UTC)cute pix. :)
no subject
on 2005-12-11 07:24 pm (UTC)And if that's not enough, there's even a Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kancho) entry on kancho. :p
(Just had to share that. The first time I came across the first site, I stayed up reading most of the articles and laughing my head off. XDDD)
no subject
on 2005-12-13 06:21 am (UTC)I was aware of the wikipedia entry though. That place is great - an encyclopedia where J. Average gets to decide what's interesting enough to be included.