akujunkan | For Your Edification (Reply)

The Japanese do this thing where, if someone is foreign and white, they will expend massive amounts of time and mental energy trying to figure what famous foreigner whitey resembles. You can't escape it, so it's pointless trying. And so I now give you:

Famous People The Japanese Think I Look Like

Juliette Lewis

"That Girl From T.A.T.U."
I spent my first two years in Japan looking like 'That Girl From T.A.T.U.' Luckily, no one here in bumblewood knows what T.A.T.U. is.

Tom Cruise
The guy who said I looked like this lunatic then proceeded to tell me "You like to have lots of sex, don't you? You look like the kind of girl who has lots of sex. American girls have sex all the time. They don't care who. Japanse girls won't. If Japanese girls don't love you, they don't have sex. I like American girls. They have sex with anyone. I haven't had sex in three years. You have lot of sex with lot of guys, don't you?

Ewan MacGregor
I apparently broke several hearts at a rave when it was revealed to the girls in question that despite looking like Ewan, I am in fact female.