Things are going great
Oct. 8th, 2003 12:17 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
...and they're only getting better.
On Sunday I was woken at seven in the morning by the sound of weedwhackers. Two men were mowing the empty lot beneath my window. I thought, oh please let it be so.
Yesterday, they kept me awake with jackhammers and massive, clanking scaffoding. I thought, dear gods, let it be so.
Today, I awoke to find a backhoe and porta-potty erected in the lot. And I knew my prayers had been answered.
They are going to start construction in my backyard. This means that there will be a buffer building between my apartment and the Noisy-ass Trainyard of Satan.
I must be the first person on the face of the planet who actually delights in the fact that a large-scale construction job will soon be occurring outsider her window.
I tend to get fairly horny right before my period. I wonder if this isn't caused by my eggs, sending a massive distress signal to my body as they plummet down the fallopian tubes - OMG! This is my last chance to meet someone! Time is running out! Do something, body!
Told you it was weird.
And of course, what would an lj entry be without

What Anime Legend Are You?
That will be all.
On Sunday I was woken at seven in the morning by the sound of weedwhackers. Two men were mowing the empty lot beneath my window. I thought, oh please let it be so.
Yesterday, they kept me awake with jackhammers and massive, clanking scaffoding. I thought, dear gods, let it be so.
Today, I awoke to find a backhoe and porta-potty erected in the lot. And I knew my prayers had been answered.
They are going to start construction in my backyard. This means that there will be a buffer building between my apartment and the Noisy-ass Trainyard of Satan.
I must be the first person on the face of the planet who actually delights in the fact that a large-scale construction job will soon be occurring outsider her window.
I tend to get fairly horny right before my period. I wonder if this isn't caused by my eggs, sending a massive distress signal to my body as they plummet down the fallopian tubes - OMG! This is my last chance to meet someone! Time is running out! Do something, body!
Told you it was weird.
And of course, what would an lj entry be without

What Anime Legend Are You?
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That will be all.