And taking top honors in this week's classified gleenings...

...we have ( this gem. )

Oh, Japanese men. Look what centuries of societal catering to your every whim has brought you to.

I am just tickled by the way our guy assumes a college educated professional Western woman would want to be the tea-server, errand-runner, trophy foreign female office mascot, and sexual harrassment punching bag for an aging Japanese buristocrat.

That will be all.