OMFG Best Meme in EVAH!

Go to google. Type "[Your Name Here] needs" and then pick the best five search results. I seem to have missed this stipulation and pasted pretty much all of them. These come from the first page alone. I hesitate to look further. And without any further ado:

1) Gillian needs to make movies.
Damn straight I do.

2) Gillian needs to be rushed to the operating room.

3) Gillian needs her help.

4) Gillian needs just another 100 votes for being second!

5) GILLIAN - NEEDS MUCH PRAYER

6) Gillian needs the unexpected and freedom.
This is actually spot-on.

7) Gillian needs to get used to what the physical demands of her job as a prostitute will entail.
....

8) Gillian needs some work, I feel.
Just as long as it isn't teaching English, I'm down.

9) Gillian needs a night on the town.

10) Gillian needs her rest.

11) Gillian needs Brodick's help to locate her sister, who is believed to be hiding within Ramsey's clan.

12) gillian needs to clean her ear holes out, visit dearborn, michigan and speak with iraqis who fled iraq to keep their families safe.
Erm.

13) Gillian needs to mate.
YES.

That will be all.