Life?

Not complete until you've watched Elijah Wood and the members of SMAP engage in a mutual humiliation exercise. Elijah Wood is one of the creepiest looking people alive; I'd say having to wear the dame ningen clothing is a vast improvement over the norm. (And also, SPORFLE!) He's also about the only US actor who's shorter than all but 2 SMAP members; this is a novelty in and of itself.

GORO-!

That will be all.

ETA: Goth SMAP. Complete with bra-esque underclothing and teardrop decals. And a song called "toilet paper man" which contains the lyric "don't be bitchin' just the toliet paper."

Yeah. I think my brain just imploded.