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[akujunkan]

I was going to post this last night. amasugiru beat me to it.

So how do you summarise The Tale of Genji, anyway?

AngelicNCE: Hmmm, I hate tale of genji... how do you summarize that bitch in a paragraph and make it sound scholarly. You don't... I hate that fucking book.
BeanRigh: Exactly.
BeanRigh: Oops? Did I just accidentally rape you?
BeanRigh: Here, take my fan.
AngelicNCE: Oops, I did it again. Silly me.
BeanRigh: Victim: Oohoo. ::giggle::
BeanRigh: Genji: I keep tripping and landing in everyone's vaginas. Nande darou?
BeanRigh: *de arou.
AngelicNCE: And then he weeps in the corner like any modern day dorama biotch.
AngelicNCE: Oh woes Genji, he gets a world of pussy but nobody really loves him.
BeanRigh: Man, it's good to see how the yamatodamashi has perservered.
BeanRigh: Kind of like every Japanese man alive today.
AngelicNCE: hahaha, you know it.
AngelicNCE: Except mama!
AngelicNCE: There we go. We just summarized genji in an aim conversation. That works for me.
AngelicNCE: I wonder if Berkeley would accept that.
AngelicNCE: Did we leave anything out?
BeanRigh: Hm. We should have talked about what seasonal colors everyone was wearing while raping/being raped.


She then sent me this link. I countered with this.

That will be all.