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[akujunkan]

My mother IMed me today. Nothing unusual in that. But then she had to go and type this line, sans any further explanation:

Carmor12 (3:05:07 PM): I'm getting rready for bed. Dad wore me out

I'm going now, to repeatedly gouge my eyes out with a spork.

That will be all.

Comments

[shoebucket.livejournal.com]

aaaaaaaaaaack! *fear*

[tikisan.livejournal.com]

ACK!...strangely sounds like something my mom would say.

SPORK!

[amasugiru.livejournal.com]

http://ex.sakura.ne.jp/~majomi/lotr/mario.html

I still owe you for that horrific HP fic.