I am feeling much better this evening...

[akujunkan]

...or I was, until I ran into Insane Neighborhood Lady, who is all about the Two Minutes Hate. Only in her case, it's more like the Twenty Minutes Hate. Below, I offer up some choice quotations from tonight's tour de force:

On Religious Tolerance
"Obama's one of 'them.' You know, I was for Hillary, and I didn't mind Obama. But then I found out he was one of 'them.'"

"Scientific studies have proven that things go to shit when a country is 2 percent Muslim. We're at 1.8 percent right now."

On Racial Tolerance
"White people in this country are going to end up like Caucasians in that one African country."

"I mean we--Caucasians--are just going to be wiped out."

"What we need is someone ultraconservative in office."

"What we need is like that one guy...I think he was from North Carolina. South Carolina. You know, the one that's the Senator."
(I believe she was referring to Rand Paul.)

On Illegal Immigration
"I don't even care that they're taking American jobs. They bring drugs. They bring drugs and they kill people! This one guy in the small border town with Mexico, he had to put steal bars around his entire house. And they aren't even Christian! You know, half of them are Incans, and Incans--they practice human sacrifice!"

On Racial Equality
Encore
"If you watched Fox News, you'd know what was going on."

"I don't hate ...people... but you've gotta look at what's going on."


I'm not even sure which one's my hatevorite. But man, that lady and the warm sunshine. I think I'm going to stay indoors for the rest of my life from now on.

That will be all.

Comments

[dark-waterlily.livejournal.com]

First, I am glad you are feeling better. I know by experience that losing someone you consider part of your family is hard, we are only left with the hope that they are in a better place far away from any pain and harm.

Secondly, I will have practiced human sacrifice with your lovely Insane Neighborhood Lady, but I need to inform her that my kind says her body isn't even decent enough for this kind of task, not even the Pachamama (mother earth) will want her, since mother earth wants pure things; sacrificing her will only bring drought.
~With love, Incan descendant.

[akujunkan.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, Waterlily, your comment is Made of Love. ^_____^

I so badly wanted to tell her that Mexican immigrants--which is what she was thinking of--are actually descended from Aztecs, but I think the subtlety would have been lost.

[fragilistikal.livejournal.com]

Hey, at least she knew Africa wasn't a country.

[akujunkan.livejournal.com]

...thank god for small miracles?

[metal-dog5.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you're feeling better.

"If you watched Fox News, you'd know what was going on."

That, INL, is part of your problem. How can someone so worried about christian values show so little of them?

And what does she mean by Obama's one of 'them'? A man? Tall? Writes with his left hand? Has an education?

[akujunkan.livejournal.com]

And what does she mean by Obama's one of 'them'? A man? Tall? Writes with his left hand? Has an education?

E. All of the above

[cienna.livejournal.com]

Wow, unbelievable. I'm really sorry you had to listen to that.

[akujunkan.livejournal.com]

Thanks--sad thing is, I had no idea until yesterday that she was Insane Neighborhood Lady. I used to babysit her kids.

Sorry I missed you guys in Chi-town, btw. Things have been crazy here the past few months...