GOD BLESS AMERICA!!

( Does President Bush have it in for the press corps? Touring a Caterpillar factory in Peoria, Ill., the Commander in Chief got behind the wheel of a giant tractor and played chicken with a few wayward reporters. )

And in case you think this is just a clever Onion article, well, I found it on the Newsweek Magazine website.

Good lord, we are an embarrassment.

That will be all.

Memeage

And oddly accurate, for all that.

Your Birthdate: March 2

You may watch someone from afar before you finally decide to make your move. It takes a long time for you to develop an attraction to someone. Generally, you prefer to pick who you love. Anyone who tries to rush you is in for some heartache. That will be all.