Dear North Korea,

[akujunkan]

Seeing as I've spent half of my life learning Japanese, and the better portion of 1.5 years on your language, I would appreciate it if you do not use your nuclear weapon in these areas. Schooling is expensive, and I don't need to start on another career now.

Thank you.

That will be all.

Comments

[amasugiru.livejournal.com]

What do they speak in Uzbekistan?

[akujunkan.livejournal.com]

Uzebeki? At any rate, it can't require any more effort to learn than ye olde 日本語, can it?