I personally feel if one is prepping for sexual olympics, a lack of underwear is better. but I'm someone who would rather go without sex than play stupid games. But then again, I'm also opposed to advertising that fact, because then one is just skanky. There's a wierd balance.

how would you even have a transvestite hermaphrodite? It'd be really hard to dress up in the opposite gender's clothes if you have both. Maybe a utilitarian jumpsuit? Or a skirt and tie? (nope, that image is kinda sexy.) I still hate semicolons.