Nonexistent. That makes sense. Cause the thing with the bows? They seem to make a lot of girls feel "feminine" or "cute" but really they just make me feel like I have a lot of weird lumps under my t-shirt.

Boxers are the sexiest to me, although if they're ratty and 500 years old, not so much. But the tight boxer briefs and stuff? Strikes me as either "gay man" or "unhygenic."

Ahaha, I am a huge fan of using the semicolon to keep comma-splice phrasing while still being a grammar nazi. Or maybe it's just because you hit the comma with the pointer finger on Japanese keyboards, so I don't get the fun of flipping anyone off...