akujunkan: (kisama)
akujunkan ([personal profile] akujunkan) wrote2007-01-16 05:28 am
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Oi vei.

This sudden switch from 40-degree weather to freezing rain and severe weather warnings has done weird things to my psyche. Case in point:

I fell into an uneasy sleep from noon to 2pm today and had a dream in which I was reading on the couch, unbeknownst to my mother, who was busy complaining full-throttle to my father:

"Ever since ジリ's come back from Japan she won't stop walking around the house naked or pooping on the kitchen floor. I can't take it any more! This has got to stop!"

And there I was shrinking back into the couch cushions and whimpering to myself: "But I don't poop on the kitchen floor! I've never pooped on the kitchen floor!"

Luckily my father was also present in the dream, where he rose nobly to my defence:

"Well yes, dear, but she is keeping her room relatively neat."

>.<;;;

That will be all.

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